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These are some lies we made up about Fort Laramie.
One of the three Little Pigs can regularly be perceived walking a Rottweiler on a dark night on a gloomy Fort Laramie lane.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be seen repeatedly floating along Deer Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian tourist from deep space has from time to time been witnessed in Fort Laramie National Historic Site before dawn going berserk.
An alien from planet Neptune is every so often spotted staring at the water by H I Detention Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A very large lion is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances devastating a picture in Bovee Draw at night.
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Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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