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These are some lies we made up about Farson.
The Abominable Snowman is now and then witnessed in Carlson Draw on a dark night going crazy.
A colossal roebuck has allegedly been made out on one or two occasions viewing the landscape from the highest spot of Fourmile Knoll late in the night.
A space alien from deep space can every so often be witnessed trashing a photo by Dry Sandy Creek.
An incredibly frightening ghost has frequently been witnessed in a desolate location in the vicinity of Farson.
A big menacing giant is regularly seen dispatching a parcel at a Farson post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Farson
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Ghost Sightings From Farson
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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