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These are some lies we made up about Etna.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has been said to have been distinguished on several instances gulping water from Cedar Spring very late at night.
An martian tourist from the cosmos may regularly be spotted shining a kerosene lamp in Hawthorn Hollow on a dark night.
A gargantuan wombat has every now and then been witnessed staggering by a wild road in close proximity to Etna.
A decapitated guy is sometimes observed trying to dump a corpse in The Slough at the stroke of midnight. In any case, this is an antagonistic phantom that should be avoided.
A woman with her arms separated can now and then be distinguished calling names up on the pinnacle of Haderlie Knoll.
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Ghost Sightings From Etna
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Ghost Sightings From Etna
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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