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An extraterrestrial may often be noticed checking out Big Draw in detail very late at night.
The ghost of a twelve feet massive giant can be perceived repeatedly up on the top of Saddleback Hills chucking chunks of concrete.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos has once in a while been perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering over the Saddleback Hills.
The ghost of a female with half her head lost is sometimes distinguished trashing a book in the middle of Bear Creek. In any case, it is certainly a frightening spirit that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.
An ET from planet Saturn has been spotted on numerous instances downing water from Barrel Spring before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Elk Mountain
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Ghost Sightings From Elk Mountain
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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