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These are some lies we made up about Douglas.
A huge lemur has been said to have been seen on one or two instances late in the night drifting along on Indian Creek.
A gigantic marten can regularly be observed drinking water from Bog Hole Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy may be perceived repeatedly looking at the sight from the pinnacle of Cedar Hill at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from another planet has every now and then been spotted around midnight scrutinizing Cedar Draw in detail.
A space alien has been noticed on a handful of occasions seeking a bag right by Glendo State Park.
The ghost of an elderly witch can sometimes be spotted before dawn following a passing Pontiac on a gloomy highway near Douglas.
An alien voyager from outer space has often been made out raking leaves in the front garden of an apartment in Douglas.
The Mothman is frequently noticed by an old man fishing by a lake close
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to Douglas.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can repeatedly be noticed taking a rest in a chair in a home in Douglas.
A gargantuan mongoose can be perceived over and over again weeping next to a lamppost in Douglas.
A female's body with a sheep's head has from time to time been witnessed walking from apartment to apartment
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at the stroke of midnight on a Douglas street.
A giant gemsbok is every so often perceived going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Douglas residence before dawn.
Ludwig van Beethoven is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances staring at people in a Douglas apartment through a window.
A gentleman with the head of a beast may sometimes be witnessed in a wild zone in the vicinity of Douglas.
A woman in flames, grasping a kerosene bottle was perceived standing along a shadowy road close to Douglas. Further stories of this ghost have been conveyed.
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Ghost Sightings From Douglas
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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