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These are some lies we made up about Dixon.
The ghost of a young-looking female dressed in a blood-splattered prom dress came into sight staring across Eversole Basin in the early morning hours. When the ghost was seen it disappeared into the air. Local people claim that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who have the nerve to upset the quiet in Dixon.
A colossal marmoset was observed meditating in Burbank Draw after midnight.
A big bloodcurdling giant has often been observed staring at the panorama from the peak of Allen Hill very late at night.
A gargantuan goat is often perceived by Willow Creek appearing scary.
A space man from space has been seen on a few occasions pointing at the observer by Chalk Bluff.
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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