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These are some lies we made up about Diamondville.
The phantom of a pregnant lady appeared near Fossil Butte National Monument smoking a pipe. The spirit mentioned avenging a murder. Either way, this phantom certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship was made out being in a vacant building in Diamondville.
A space man from planet Mercury was perceived traveling on a bike on a shady highway near Diamondville.
A huge whale has frequently been seen in a Diamondville residence.
A space alien from another galaxy is often observed at Aimo Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Diamondville
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Ghost Sightings From Diamondville
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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