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An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos may be made out very often in Devils Tower National Monument right by the ranger station weeping.
The spirit of a woman having half her head not there is sometimes made out at midnight staring across The Basin. Local people who have noticed this ghost say this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Devils Tower a long time ago. In any case, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
Vasco da Gama has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances at Hell Hole at the stroke of midnight looking down into the water.
A woman having a machete in her head can every so often be made out staring at the sight from the highest spot of Cedar Hill at night. A local person argues that this ghost may very well be a well-known former time native of Devils Tower.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant has repeatedly been spotted at Julius Hauber Dam before dawn scaring people.
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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