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These are some lies we made up about Deaver.
A sizeable creepy ogre is every now and then noticed at Deaver Dam before dawn howling at the observer to stay away.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been seen on a handful of occasions glugging down diesel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Deaver.
The ghost of a guy having on a police force outfit can once in a while be distinguished at Little Polecat Creek in the early morning hours chucking stones into the water.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was witnessed verbalizing into the night as if someone else was present. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been many other accounts of this particular ghost.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter became visible walking a German Shepherd before sunrise on a gloomy Deaver avenue.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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