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These are some lies we made up about Dayton.
Galileo was seen pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of Amsden Creek late at night.
A man having a sword in his head has repeatedly been perceived gulping blood from a container at Antwerp Dam at midnight. Scores of locals claim this spirit enjoys terrifying unwise people who are fearless enough to interrupt the tranquility in Dayton. In any event, this is a horrible phantom that any sane person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of a mailman is often made out gobbling a burger up on Bulls Eye Point. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gargantuan dromedary has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions showing up in a restroom mirror.
A space alien can regularly be spotted late at night examining Cooper Draw in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Dayton
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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