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These are some lies we made up about Daniel.
An alien from deep space is once in a while seen up on Shannon Point digging a cavity.
A gigantic bull has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions by Onion Springs in the early morning hours trashing a book.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire can every so often be noticed pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of Beaver Creek at the stroke of midnight. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy folks who have the courage to upset the silence in Daniel.
Christopher Columbus was noticed in Brodie Draw around midnight having a carrot.
A colossal vicuna was made out in the early morning hours before sunrise looking across Forty Rod Flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Daniel
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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