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These are some lies we made up about Cheyenne.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars was observed concealing a dead body by a big rock in Brimmer Park very late at night.
The spirit of a bound up man has frequently been distinguished drifting along Clear Creek after midnight. A number of of the folks here say this ghost may very well be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Cheyenne.
A space invader from space is often distinguished in a Cheyenne area grocery store, pacing the aisles.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances trying to find somebody very late at night by a mailbox in Cheyenne.
A Centrosaurus can regularly be spotted having a seat at a coffee table in a Cheyenne apartment gripping a headbone.
An alien traveler from outer space has every now and then been noticed marching through a mobile home in Cheyenne.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon is now and then spotted up on the peak of Augur Hill
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attempting to state something.
The ghost of a young-looking woman drenched in blood is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions at Clear Creek Dam at night twinkling a light. It's been alleged that this specific spirit is probably the stressed spirit of a resident who used to dwell here in Cheyenne.
An ET from another solar
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system can every so often be made out in a wooden boat on Clear Creek Reservoir startling folks.
A very large ibex has often been spotted redistributing orbs about in Curt Gowdy State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The Wizard of Oz is frequently noticed in Rocky Mountain National Park quite near the ranger station calling people's names.
A gentleman with a large hole through his chest has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions riding on a mule by the side of a road near Cheyenne.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship may regularly be witnessed striding through a house next to Cheyenne.
An alien explorer from space can be observed frequently at a coin operated phone in Cheyenne making a phone call.
A giant sheep has occasionally been perceived walking through a Cheyenne area churchyard.
A gentleman having the head of a goblin is occasionally witnessed devastating a picture by a desolate road near Cheyenne in the early morning hours. In any event, it sure is a bloodcurdling
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ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Cheyenne
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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