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These are some lies we made up about Centennial.
The alien captain of a flying saucer was perceived surveying the vista from the highest spot of Bald Mountain before dawn.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has frequently been seen spitting at passing cars alongside a gloomy road close to Centennial.
An ET from another galaxy is frequently seen mid stream in Buckeye Creek howling at the viewer to beat it.
A space alien has supposedly been spotted on many instances late at night studying Centennial Valley in detail.
A Pterodactyl may often be observed dispatching a letter at a Centennial post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Centennial
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Ghost Sightings From Centennial
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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