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These are some lies we made up about Burns.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can often be made out in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
An ET may be perceived over and over again enjoying the vista at C W Dam at midnight.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her nostrils has every now and then been distinguished by a man camping at a campground next to Burns. Several of those who live here say this ghost could be the soul of a local who died here in Burns long ago.
The spirit of a female with a switchblade in her neck is occasionally perceived resting in an armchair in an apartment in Burns.
An alien voyager from another planet has been said to have been seen on several instances weeping beside a streetlight in Burns.
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Ghost Sightings From Burns
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Ghost Sightings From Burns
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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