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An extraordinarily scary ghost was witnessed late at night leading a piloted tour of Emblem Bench to a party of ghosts. Numerous stories of this ghost have been described. Many residents assert this phantom enjoys startling people who come searching for phantoms in Burlington. Either way, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An extremely large porcupine was noticed up on the pinnacle of Table Mountain swallowing water.
Archimedes was distinguished mounted on a pony beside a highway near Burlington.
A massive quagga has frequently been distinguished heaving boulders into the flow at Horse Creek at night.
A gigantic lovebird is regularly seen marching through a building near Burlington.
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Ghost Sightings From Burlington
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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