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These are some lies we made up about Buford.
A womanly shape has been said to have been seen on a few occasions in Devils Playground before sunrise tossing chunks of concrete. Anyhow, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space alien from planet Mars may now and then be perceived seated in a chair in a trailer near Buford.
A sizeable scary ogre has regularly been spotted annihilating a map up on the summit of Egbert Hill.
A massive moose is frequently noticed very late at night running after a passing Ford on a shadowy road right next door to Buford.
The spirit of a gentleman carrying a sword has allegedly been observed on several instances in the early morning hours before sunrise visiting Ames Monument.
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Ghost Sightings From Buford
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Ghost Sightings From Buford
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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