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These are some lies we made up about Baggs.
A female with the head of a leprechaun has repeatedly been made out on the summit of Allen Hill late in the night gazing at the panorama. One thing is for sure, this is a nasty ghost that should be steered clear of.
An enormous elk has purportedly been noticed on several occasions examining East Pole Gulch in detail late in the night.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may repeatedly be spotted near the water at Fivemile Point dining on a chicken drumstick.
A female carrying her head next to her arm may be made out frequently in the early morning hours gazing over Eversole Basin.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head gone is occasionally distinguished leading a conducted visit of The Bluffs to a troop of ghosts at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Baggs
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Ghost Sightings From Baggs
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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