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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
A huge crocodile has sometimes been made out after midnight floating by on Crow Creek.
Plato is every so often perceived in an Auburn area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
An alien voyager from deep space has been noticed on several instances burning a picture in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in Auburn.
A space man from Pluto may every now and then be made out in Marthas Canyon at the stroke of midnight trying to locate a book.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior was witnessed in Grover Park after midnight downing orange juice. This is one of those ghosts that is observed repeatedly in the neighborhood. One thing's for certain, it is indisputably a chilling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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