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These are some lies we made up about Alpine.
A large menacing ogre is regularly distinguished trying to flag down cars along a dark highway in close proximity to Alpine.
A gargantuan tapir has been observed on many occasions hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Burns Creek before dawn.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady can regularly be spotted trying to locate a glove in Hawthorn Hollow at midnight. One thing is for sure, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that any wise person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy can be seen frequently slurping fuel from a fuel pump at a gas station in Alpine.
A very large mynah bird has now and then been witnessed verbalizing into the air as if somebody else was in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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