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These are some lies we made up about Aladdin.
A very large musk deer may repeatedly be spotted in Bear Gulch in the early morning hours struggling to state something.
An extraterrestrial from space may be seen frequently flickering a kerosene lamp in the center of Alum Creek.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has every so often been observed looking at the water by Antelope Hill Dam on a dark night.
Socrates is sometimes made out in an Aladdin secondary school on a dark night marching the corridors.
A gigantic ocelot is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances in a mirror in an Aladdin building; the spirit was only perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Aladdin
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Ghost Sightings From Aladdin
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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