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A character with a skeleton face sporting shady robes has from time to time been spotted playing a song on a harmonica in an Afton flat.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object is occasionally witnessed gazing at the water by Afton Electric Dam before dawn.
A lady having a knife in her head may from time to time be observed calling names of people in Anderson Canyon around midnight.
An martian vacationer from deep space has regularly been made out looking bloodcurdling by Crow Creek.
An ET from planet Pluto is repeatedly perceived in an Afton school on a dark night strolling the hallways.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been made out on many instances in a house near Afton.
A space invader can be spotted very often in Grover Park late at night hiding a body by a big rock.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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