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These are some lies we made up about Vernal.
A gigantic mustang has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions resting on a stool in a mobile home right next door to Vernal.
A soldier's uniform wandering around without a body in it may often be distinguished around midnight running after a passing pickup on a shadowy road close to Vernal.
Issac Newton has occasionally been observed by Rock Point appearing scary.
The spirit of a dreadfully charred female is once in a while made out by Steinaker Dam very late at night staring at the water. One thing's for certain, it unquestionably is a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
An enormous hyena has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances on the water's edge of Steinaker Reservoir going nuts.
A Tyrannosaurus can from time to time be witnessed mowing the lawn in the back garden of a trailer in Vernal.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object was observed in Enchanted Canyon after
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midnight stacking pebbles.
An enormous horse emerged guzzling blood from a glass by Dry Fork.
A giant cony was noticed before sunrise gazing across Coal Mine Basin.
The phantom of a guy having words etched into his back came into sight in Merkley Park in the early morning hours smoking a cigar. When seen the ghost came within reach
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of the watcher who then fled.
An martian tourist from another planet was witnessed reading a magazine in Red Fleet State Park quite near the park headquarters.
An enormous polar bear was made out by a guy hunting in a forest near Vernal.
The ghost of the driver of a train has often been observed seated in an armchair in a trailer in Vernal. One of the residents firmly claims that this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Vernal before the present.
A space alien from another galaxy is regularly spotted in Dinosaur National Monument by the ranger station screaming.
An ET has supposedly been observed on several instances staring beside a lamppost in Vernal.
A female lacking a head may often be spotted wandering from mobile home to mobile home on a dark night on a Vernal avenue.
An martian voyager from another planet may be made out frequently relaxing at a table in a Vernal trailer.
Galileo is from time to time perceived staring at folks in a Vernal flat through a keyhole.
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alien from planet Pluto has been said to have been perceived on many occasions in a secluded area near Vernal.
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Ghost Sightings From Vernal
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Ghost Sightings From Vernal
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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