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These are some lies we made up about Trenton.
A somewhat decayed human dead body is once in a while made out carrying a human cranium in Butler Hollow late in the night.
A huge kid has supposedly been made out on a few occasions at night staring across The Barrens.
An alien from planet Venus may from time to time be made out staring in the center of Weston Creek.
A very large toad was noticed struggling to exclaim something up on Bergeson Hill.
A woman afire, gripping a kerosene container came into view down near Corbett Spring at the stroke of midnight shining a light. This specific ghost has been spotted over and over again in this spot.
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Ghost Sightings From Trenton
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Ghost Sightings From Trenton
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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