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These are some lies we made up about Torrey.
The spirit of a civil war fighter came into sight in an apartment in Torrey. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the thin air. Regardless of what people exclaim, it is in all certainty a terrifying phantom that should be steered clear of.
A space invader was spotted in a Torrey flat.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into sight in Calf Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise yelling.
A space invader from Jupiter was perceived coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
Rapunzel was observed in Red Cliff Oasis late at night hauling a dead body across the dirt.
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Ghost Sightings From Torrey
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Ghost Sightings From Torrey
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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