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These are some lies we made up about Tooele.
The ghost of a lady having words cut into her back has often been made out watching TV in a Tooele living room after midnight.
A colossal cow is repeatedly distinguished going through trash container on a Tooele avenue.
Genghis Khan has allegedly been made out on many occasions hiding a body by a large boulder in Highland Park after midnight.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may often be witnessed on the summit of Little Mountain in the early morning hours surveying the scenery.
The phantom of a female with a switchblade in her head has from time to time been observed washing a blood-splattered jacket in Rench Spring before sunrise.
A female with the head of a demon is every now and then noticed staring across Spring Flats very late at night.
A space man from Jupiter has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances at midnight going to see Adobe Rock.
The ghost of a guy with half his head lost
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may once in a while be distinguished looking at the view at Anaconda Tailing Dam before sunrise.
A gargantuan elk was witnessed shifting orbs about in the center of Pine Creek.
A headless woman was distinguished looking menacing in Archers Canyon late at night. The ghost did not appear to be scared by the viewers.
A space invader
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from another part of the galaxy materialized on a Tooele street very late at night.
An ET was spotted hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Tooele.
An martian vacationer from another world was distinguished gazing at an old man sleeping on a couch in a residence in Tooele.
The ghost of a nine foot high colossal man has repeatedly been made out near the entrance to Antelope Island State Park chucking rocks. According to the residents, this ghost could be the spirit of a local who died here in Tooele many years ago.
A Yeti has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions trying on a hat in a Tooele house.
The spirit of a young girl may regularly be distinguished piling chunks of concrete quite near California National Historic Trail.
An ET from space may be seen time and again nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Tooele.
A figure with a skeleton face sporting shady robes has every so often been witnessed musicalizing on a harpsichord in a Tooele building. Regardless of what, this is a
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horrible phantom that any wise person wouldn't want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Tooele
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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