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These are some lies we made up about Teasdale.
A lady with her head and both arms amputated is known to have been made out on many instances mounted on a moped on a dark highway near Teasdale.
The phantom of a gentleman clutching a blood-covered knife may every so often be noticed yelling at the viewer to disappear in Cigarette Hollow on a dark night.
A colossal guinea pig is repeatedly made out at Birch Creek at midnight chucking chunks of concrete into the flow.
A space man from outer space can frequently be spotted in Dixie National Forest at midnight climbing a towering tree.
An extremely large canary may be seen often up on the apex of The Ant Hill mounding stones.
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Ghost Sightings From Teasdale
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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