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These are some lies we made up about Sunnyside.
A gargantuan grizzly bear has often been seen marching through a home in Sunnyside.
The martian navigator of a UFO has supposedly been spotted on many instances flying across Bull Flat at midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy may be made out very frequently at Grassy Trail Dam around midnight enjoying the landscape.
A space man from deep space is occasionally noticed on the summit of Patmos Head in the early morning hours studying the scenery.
The spirit of a shackled up lady has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions by Lila Point obliterating a shoe.
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Ghost Sightings From Sunnyside
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Ghost Sightings From Sunnyside
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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