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These are some lies we made up about Stockton.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy has from time to time been noticed gazing in Ben Harrison Gulch very late at night.
A space man from outer space is once in a while spotted in a canoe on Rush Lake attempting to articulate something.
A woman with a bottle-green face has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions before sunrise drifting down on Clover Creek.
A gentleman having a machete in his head was seen at Settlement Canyon Dam after midnight pondering. The observer got freaked out and fled.
Julius Ceasar materialized down beside Rench Spring late at night startling folks.
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Ghost Sightings From Stockton
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Ghost Sightings From Stockton
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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