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These are some lies we made up about Sigurd.
A gargantuan yak has every now and then been distinguished dragging a body from the freezing water of Brine Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a long gray beard has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances on the highest spot of Black Knoll at night observing the scenery.
The ghost of a man dressed in army attire has frequently been seen staring at the water by Rocky Ford Dam after midnight.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a human being inside has been made out on a few instances scrutinizing Dry Red Canyon in detail late at night.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head can frequently be witnessed glugging down water from Carter Spring around midnight. One thing's for sure, it's a scary ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Sigurd
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Ghost Sightings From Sigurd
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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