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These are some lies we made up about Salt Lake City.
A creepy skeleton is occasionally seen standing by a wild road outside Salt Lake City.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has supposedly been spotted on a small number of occasions in a residence in Salt Lake City.
A giant doe may occasionally be observed by Mill Creek smoking a cigar.
Galileo has often been seen very late at night exploring Barneys Canyon in detail.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space is frequently perceived in a Salt Lake City residence.
A man that turned into a vampire has allegedly been spotted on many instances in Truckers Family Camp at the stroke of midnight carrying a human skull. A local asserts that this ghost is the undead soul of an old Salt Lake City person who lived here.
The ghost of a pregnant female may repeatedly be perceived gazing across Clay Hollow late at night. One of the locals determinedly claims that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing
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through Salt Lake City a long time ago.
A giant lemur can be perceived very often staring up on the summit of Twin Knolls.
A headless man has sometimes been observed pacing along a wild road outside Salt Lake City.
A space invader from the cosmos is occasionally made out near the entrance to California National Historic Trail flickering
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a light.
A colossal rat has been said to have been seen on a few occasions emerging in a bathroom mirror.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship may sometimes be seen yelling people's names near Antelope Island State Park.
The ghost of a nurse with a bloody uniform was noticed taking a rest on a bench in a building close to Salt Lake City. The watcher became frightened and ran off. Several of the folks who live in this town argue this phantom is that of a person who dwelled here in Salt Lake City before the present. Regardless of what people articulate, this is an unsympathetic spirit that should be kept away from.
An martian explorer from another world was observed before dawn hurrying after a passing Jeep on a dark road near Salt Lake City.
A Yeti was witnessed mowing the lawn in the side yard of an apartment in Salt Lake City.
An ET from planet Neptune was noticed by a person fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Salt Lake City.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly
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been distinguished having a seat in a beanbag in a home in Salt Lake City.
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Ghost Sightings From Salt Lake City
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Ghost Sightings From Salt Lake City
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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