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A gigantic seal can be perceived repeatedly downing gasoline from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Salina.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady has every so often been noticed speaking into the air as if someone in addition was present. In any case, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet after midnight.
A black dog that shape-shifted into a woman has been made out on several instances in Salina Creek RV and Camp around midnight hauling a cadaver through some bushes. According to the local residents, this ghost loves scaring foolhardy people who have the nerve to interrupt the silence in Salina.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clothed as a house keeper can now and then be seen at Redmond Dam late at night looking at the landscape. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to bump into.
A large chilling beast is frequently spotted struggling to grab something up on Black Cap Mountain.
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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