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These are some lies we made up about Rush Valley.
The phantom of a grower wearing a hat may once in a while be witnessed dining on a melon up on Indian Hill. Whichever way, this is an unfriendly ghost that is better not upset.
An ET from Jupiter has regularly been observed in the middle of Clover Creek smoking a cigar.
An ET from another galaxy has supposedly been spotted on several instances before sunrise scrutinizing Big Canyon in detail.
A young girl wearing a blood-splattered prom dress can often be noticed trying to find another ghost in Steptoe Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight. Some of those who live here allege this ghost loves scaring people who have the courage to upset the peace in Rush Valley. In any event, it's sure a frightening ghost that you don't want to encounter late in the night.
An alien may be noticed often down near Chokecherry Spring late at night weeping.
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Ghost Sightings From Rush Valley
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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