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These are some lies we made up about Randolph.
A Yeti has been observed on many occasions hollowing out a crater in Big Creek.
A space invader has frequently been perceived pulling a body over the grass in Randolph Camp Historical Monument in the early morning hours.
An alien voyager from another solar system is regularly noticed burning a map near Atkins Spring around midnight.
A gargantuan finch has been said to have been noticed on many instances in Brazier Canyon in the early morning hours searching for a hat.
The ghost of a waitress can be distinguished often looking at the water by Larson Dam at midnight. Folks here assert that this ghost is the undead soul of an old Randolph local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Randolph
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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