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These are some lies we made up about Provo.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every so often noticed hauling a cadaver across the dirt in Cougar Stadium before sunrise.
An alien from planet Jupiter has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions in a building in Provo.
A huge sloth may now and then be made out pacing by a wild highway outside Provo.
A gargantuan doe has frequently been distinguished becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
A space invader from another galaxy is frequently seen before sunrise exploring Buckley Draw in detail.
A space invader may often be witnessed resting on a stool in a house in close proximity to Provo.
Genghis Khan can be made out frequently on the summit of Buckley Mountain in the early morning hours looking at the view.
The ghost of a young girl has every so often been spotted stacking stones in the middle of Big Dry Creek. Local people allege that this phantom may be the soul of a person who
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lived here who passed away here in Provo some time ago. Whatever people articulate, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that is better not upset.
A giant lynx is now and then witnessed guzzling blood from a cup by Provo Bench.
An enormous ferret has supposedly been noticed on a few instances in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver
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catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A shape with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes may from time to time be distinguished slurping water by the water at Provo Bay. Well, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you would not want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A woman having an axe in her head was made out at the stroke of midnight glancing across Fourth Hole. Further people nearby have had matching experiences with a similar phantom. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft came into sight sipping water from Big Spring before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter was perceived gardening in the front yard of a trailer in Provo. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished repeatedly nearby. One of the local residents steadfastly asserts that this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a local person who used to live here in Provo.
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No matter what, it without a doubt is a creepy phantom that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Provo
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Ghost Sightings From Provo
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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