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These are some lies we made up about Price.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has every now and then been observed hovering along a shadowy highway outside Price.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy is from time to time made out outside the entrance to Huntington State Park smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head not there may every now and then be observed burying a body by a big rock in Huntington State Park late at night. No matter what, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.
A space man from planet Venus has repeatedly been perceived throwing stones into the stream at Cedar Creek before sunrise.
A gigantic ram has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions looking over Mills Flat at night.
The ghost of a young-looking female sporting a blood-covered wedding gown can often be witnessed washing a blood-splattered pillow in Cottonwood Spring at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of an eleven foot
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tall enormous man may be observed very often on the top of Allens Hill in the early morning hours gazing at the view.
The ghost of a lady with half her head gone has from time to time been perceived looking at Buffalo Bench late at night. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a local who
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used to dwell here in Price.
A person with a skeleton face dressed in murky robes is now and then seen very late at night checking out Ben Johnson Canyon in detail. Based on what the locals argue, this phantom is the struggling spirit of a former Price local.
A space man from outer space has supposedly been noticed on many instances drinking gasoline from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Price.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft can sometimes be noticed conversing into the night as if someone else was nearby.
An enormous leopard was noticed peeping through apartment windows in Price late in the night.
A drifting phantom came into view watching cable in a Price living room after midnight. This spirit is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of other sightings of this precise spirit. One thing's for certain, this is an unlikable phantom that you wouldn't wish to meet late at night.
An ET from planet Venus was seen on a Price residential street in the early morning
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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