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These are some lies we made up about Orem.
An martian tourist from outer space has often been spotted in the early morning hours examining Dry Canyon in detail.
A gigantic waterbuck is regularly observed gazing at Battle Creek Debris Basin Dam on a dark night.
A space alien from another galaxy is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances before dawn floating along on Battle Creek.
A shining human form can frequently be observed hanging out in an empty manor in Orem.
A Stegosaurus may be witnessed time and again on the peak of Big Baldy late at night glancing at the sight.
A massive wombat has once in a while been seen standing by a secluded highway outside Orem.
An alien is now and then made out in Cougar Stadium before dawn pulling a corpse across the ground.
The spirit of a pregnant female has allegedly been spotted on a few instances traveling on a motorbike on a gloomy highway near Orem. Nevertheless, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that you don't
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want to come across around midnight.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship may now and then be spotted in an Orem flat.
An alien traveler from another world has often been witnessed striding next to a desolate highway in the vicinity of Orem.
The Ugly Duckling is repeatedly made out glancing across Big Provo Cirque
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in the early morning hours.
An enormous doe is known to have been seen on a small number of instances by Giant Staircase flinging stones.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon can frequently be spotted drinking water from Bridal Veil Falls after midnight.
The ghost of a young gentleman wearing a coat may be perceived very frequently emerging in a closet mirror. Scores of folks who live here say this phantom may very well be a celebrated old days dweller of Orem.
A headless guy has sometimes been noticed resting in an armchair in a flat in the vicinity of Orem. Folks here who have distinguished this spirit claim this spirit is probably the undeparted spirit of a resident who used to reside here in Orem. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space man from deep space is occasionally distinguished near Camp Floyd/Stagecoach Inn State Park drinking motor oil.
A very large alligator has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions near California National Historic
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Ghost Sightings From Orem
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Ghost Sightings From Orem
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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