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These are some lies we made up about Orangeville.
A female shape is regularly witnessed very late at night scrutinizing Bolden Wash in detail. One thing's for sure, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large snake has been seen on one or two occasions having a seat at a coffee table in an Orangeville residence twinkling a lantern.
Aristotle can frequently be observed thinking in Wilberg Memorial late in the night.
The ghost of a man holding a sword has every now and then been seen late in the night marveling at Bony Bench.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her eyes is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous instances looking over Rock Canyon Flat at the stroke of midnight. Well, it undeniably is a creepy phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Orangeville
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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