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These are some lies we made up about Ogden.
A space invader from another galaxy may occasionally be spotted in the backseat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been observed at Slaterville Diversion Dam in the early morning hours taking in the vista.
The ghost of a delivery man is repeatedly seen raking leaves in the side yard of an apartment in Ogden. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus has purportedly been seen on several instances by a woman camping at a campground near Ogden.
A massive mustang can repeatedly be seen resting on a bench in a home in Ogden.
A gargantuan gopher may be noticed often by Long Bench gazing.
A womanly form has every now and then been made out trying to exclaim something in Affleck Park on a dark night.
A space invader
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from another solar system is once in a while distinguished in Barrett Canyon late in the night attempting to grasp something.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been spotted on frequent occasions pulling a body from the ice cold water of Burch Creek late at night.
The spirit of a female with the sign of the
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devil etched into her cheek can every now and then be witnessed on the apex of Ben Lomond in the early morning hours viewing the landscape.
An martian voyager from another solar system was observed downing water from Bailey Cabin Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Aristotle appeared crying out people's names by a streetlamp in Ogden.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her ears showed up appearing scary on the shore of Beus Reservoir. Several reports of this phantom have been conveyed.
A space invader from the cosmos was observed on a dark night fluttering across Malans Basin.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished pacing from home to home at night on an Ogden road.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her heart has repeatedly been noticed resting at the kitchen counter in an Ogden building.
An enormous cheetah is often spotted in Antelope Island State Park near the park headquarters excavating a gap.
A giant hare is rumored to have been
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observed on a handful of instances piling chunks of concrete at the entrance to California National Historic Trail.
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Ghost Sightings From Ogden
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Ghost Sightings From Ogden
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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