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These are some lies we made up about Oak City.
A space man can be spotted often scrutinizing Basin Hollow in detail before dawn.
An alien explorer from another planet has sometimes been perceived at Fool Creek Number One Dam after midnight smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a jet pilot is occasionally noticed by Devils Twist reading a tabloid. Based on what the people who live here argue, this ghost can be the spirit of a local who died here in Oak City long ago. In any case, it is unquestionably a chilling ghost that you would not want to come across late at night.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe may from time to time be distinguished at Cascade Creek late in the night chucking pieces of wood into the water. Lots of locals declare this spirit may be a celebrated former time inhabitant of Oak City.
An alien from planet Saturn has regularly been seen being carried by a motorcycle on a murky road in the vicinity of Oak City.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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