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These are some lies we made up about Myton.
A sizeable chilling ogre has every now and then been seen by North Myton Bench sniveling.
A gigantic gopher is from time to time observed gazing at the water by Hancock Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears has been spotted on a small number of instances looking at the panorama from the pinnacle of Flattop Butte at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a strapped up lady can every now and then be seen in Big Sand Wash before dawn reflecting.
Socrates has frequently been observed browsing through garbage cans on a Myton lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Myton
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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