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These are some lies we made up about Mountain Home.
The spirit of a delivery man was witnessed surveying the view from the pinnacle of Cedar Mountain before dawn. When observed the ghost came close to the watcher who then escaped.
An enormous ermine has often been distinguished at the stroke of midnight heading a guided visit of Strawberry Pinnacles to a group of ghosts.
A gentleman's body with the head of a raccoon is often perceived smoking a pipe in Red Creek Wildlife Management Area late in the night.
An ET from another galaxy may regularly be spotted by Avintaquin Creek reading a newspaper.
The ghost of a man gripping a sword can be noticed repeatedly looking for someone in Avintaquin Canyon on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain Home
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Ghost Sightings From Mountain Home
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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