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The spirit of a mailman materialized slurping water by Hawkeye Natural Bridge. This precise ghost has been spotted often in this place. Residents who have made out this spirit argue this spirit takes pleasure in scaring unwise folks who come trying to find spirits in Monument Valley.
A space invader from outer space became visible late at night drifting down Cha Creek.
A space alien was observed up on the top of Grey Mesa reading a pamphlet.
A guy's body with the head of a horse was observed at San Juan Arm before dawn staring down into the water. There are numerous testimonies concerning this phantom in the vicinity.
A colossal mole has frequently been observed in Aladdins Lamp Pass very late at night shouting.
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Ghost Sightings From Monument Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Monument Valley
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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