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These are some lies we made up about Modena.
The alien commander of a flying saucer can often be noticed in the center of Gold Springs Wash trashing a photo.
An alien vacationer from space may be made out time and again sipping blood from a container next to Desert Spring around midnight.
Marco Polo has occasionally been observed at Modena Dam before dawn gobbling a cracker.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter is now and then made out smoking a pipe in Broad Hollow late in the night.
The ghost of a bound up gentleman has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions surveying the scenery from the highest spot of Mount Elenore at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Modena
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Ghost Sightings From Modena
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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