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These are some lies we made up about Minersville.
An extremely large ibex materialized at Big Wash Debris Basin Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the panorama.
A large chilling phantom was distinguished at the stroke of midnight exploring Big Wash in detail. Many people close at hand have had identical incidents with a very similar ghost.
A space invader from another world was made out in Uncle Benneys Orchard before sunrise gathering wood to make a fire.
The Ugly Duckling is regularly observed going berserk up on the highest spot of Black Mountain.
A very large pony has supposedly been observed on frequent instances hurling stones into the water at Parowan Canyon Wash before dawn.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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