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These are some lies we made up about Midvale.
An martian vacationer from outer space can be observed time and again on the pinnacle of Flatiron Mesa late at night viewing the surroundings.
A gargantuan snake has now and then been seen slurping orange juice down next to the water at Hills Ponds.
A scary being is occasionally witnessed smoking a cigar in the middle of a desolate road near Midvale at night.
A very large budgerigar has allegedly been distinguished on one or two occasions in Draper Park late at night hiding a corpse by a large boulder.
The phantom of a gentleman dressed as a gas station attendant may every so often be noticed standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of Midvale. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to come across.
A gargantuan cheetah has often been witnessed mid stream in Mill Creek looking for someone.
A space man from planet Venus is repeatedly observed in Bear Canyon at midnight crying.
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massive parakeet has been noticed on frequent occasions in a flat in Midvale.
A dinosaur can regularly be seen trying to touch something down near Beaver Ponds Springs late at night.
An alien from another planet can be noticed repeatedly walking beside a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Midvale.
The ghost of a guy having
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on a police uniform is every so often perceived relaxing in an armchair in a mobile home in the vicinity of Midvale.
The ghost of an aged man with a large white beard is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of instances calling names outside California National Historic Trail. One of the folks who live here steadfastly argues that this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a local who used to reside here in Midvale.
A gargantuan porpoise may occasionally be perceived late at night following a passing Honda on a dark highway near Midvale.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head was witnessed in the backseat of a Ford by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise. The phantom mentioned revenging a murder.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object became visible by an old man hunting in a forest outside Midvale.
A huge kangaroo was spotted going berserk in Antelope Island State Park outside the ranger station.
An martian
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tourist from outer space emerged sitting on the floor in a building in Midvale.
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Ghost Sightings From Midvale
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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