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These are some lies we made up about Mendon.
An enormous seal is often perceived beside Coldwater Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise facing the witness.
A huge shrew has supposedly been spotted on numerous instances up on the top of Black Rock staring crossly at the witness.
A massive gazelle may often be perceived in the center of Blue Spring Creek going wild.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman pulling a dead bear may be perceived over and over again after midnight soaring over Chokecherry Flat.
The phantom of a youthful lady with a line around her neck has from time to time been seen by Horseshoe Bend mounding bricks.
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Ghost Sightings From Mendon
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Ghost Sightings From Mendon
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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