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These are some lies we made up about Mantua.
The spirit of a critically burned female has once in a while been witnessed flickering a light down next to the waterfront at Mantua Reservoir.
A huge dromedary is from time to time distinguished down next to Big Spring at night reasoning.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been spotted on many instances rearranging orbs around by Big Creek.
The ghost of a train driver may every now and then be observed flying over Balsam Basin after midnight. One of the locals confidently claims that this ghost enjoys frightening foolish people who dare to disturb the calm in Mantua. One thing's for certain, it undoubtedly is a creepy phantom that you do not want to meet late in the night.
A gargantuan lizard has often been perceived hauling a dead body over the grass in Bighorn Enclosure on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Mantua
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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