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These are some lies we made up about Lyman.
An alien traveler from another solar system has occasionally been noticed gazing down into the water at Allred Point at the stroke of midnight.
Christopher Columbus is sometimes perceived howling at the observer to stay away in Cedar Creek.
A gargantuan hedgehog has been perceived on one or two occasions by Big Rocks going out of control.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may once in a while be made out carving a crack at Mill Meadow Dam in the early morning hours. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom is most likely the undeceased phantom of a resident who used to reside here in Lyman. Either way, it sure is a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from planet Mars has frequently been observed at night glancing over Bare Spot.
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Ghost Sightings From Lyman
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Ghost Sightings From Lyman
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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