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These are some lies we made up about Lewiston.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been observed at Hinkley Dam late at night articulating into the air.
A very large bunny is often observed surveying the scenery from the highest spot of Little Mountain very late at night.
Nicolaus Copernicus has purportedly been seen on a few occasions washing a blood-splattered shirt in Joseph Smith Spring before sunrise.
An enormous newt may regularly be perceived before dawn soaring across The Barrens.
An alien traveler from space can be perceived often floating down on Maple Creek late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Lewiston
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Ghost Sightings From Lewiston
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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