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These are some lies we made up about La Verkin.
A massive armadillo may regularly be perceived in Gateway Trailer Park at night hauling a body over rocks.
A black cat that turned into a woman has every now and then been noticed in the early morning hours floating down Ash Creek.
A massive boar has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions before sunrise exploring Chinatown Wash in detail.
The ghost of a young female outfitted as a maid was spotted gazing at the water by Frog Hollow Debris Basin Dam after midnight. Panic stricken by the viewers the ghost departed into the night.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy came into view seated on a sofa in a trailer next to La Verkin. When distinguished the ghost came within reach of the eye witness who then ran away. It has been declared that this particular ghost may perhaps be a renowned old days dweller of La Verkin. One thing is for sure, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic gemsbok was noticed before
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sunrise sprinting after a passing pickup on a dark highway near La Verkin.
The phantom of a copper-miner showed up in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. There are additional tales concerning this phantom in the neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From La Verkin
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Ghost Sightings From La Verkin
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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